I just called the people that I interacted with today to apologize to them

anyone else have days like that?




Every so often it just hits me how stupid the 2nd amendment is

Of course you hate the second amendment…. It’s American gun owner’s fault we killed so many of your countrymen and drove you out of our country during the revolutionary war. No one cares about your opinion of American gun laws. Enjoy your police state you limey fuck.





i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"

God I cannot express how bad I want society to normalize these sorts of things

(via justchickenscratches)